TNDG 2, Day 13 - Mac

[godhole]

[Dennis drags Mac into his dressing room.]

Have you heard anything back about your hotel pass bid? I haven't yet, and I'm going to be honest with you, I'm a little bit freaked out.

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[godhole]

[sighs and pulls out two of the beers he had squirreled away behind his wardrobe]

I'm trying to talk about something serious here. What do I have to do to get you to stop obsessing over dicks for like, five minutes?

[asspounder4000]

I dunno man. Our friends are dead and maybe we're going to be dead and I'm just feeling really lonely and gay right now.

[godhole]

[sighs and slumps against the makeup desk]

...Yeah, I know. Probably somebody'll make a deal to revive the dead, but they don't bring you back right.

[asspounder4000]

Well shit...

[Cracks open the beer.]

I'm just glad I'm not by myself and I still have you with me, buddy. I mean, you're my best friend. And now you're kind of my only friend.

[godhole]

[distantly:]

Shit. Yeah. That's objectively true, isn't it? We're all we have left.

[asspounder4000]

Yeeeeeaaaaah....... nothing left to lose......

[godhole]

Nothing. There's only one thing left to do.

[Go on a murder spree, obviously.]

[asspounder4000]

Uh huh.

[Mac has a very different definition of "obviously" and is going in for a kiss?]

[godhole]

[And for once, Dennis is simply too preoccupied to duck out of the way, and appropriately his reaction is more stunned than reciprocal.]

[asspounder4000]

[Okay Mac doesn't sense at all that Dennis is dead-fishing here.]

[He pulls back a little bit and fiddles with the front of Dennis' shirt.]

Dude... I... I know this is going to be a complete surprise for you to hear because I've shown no outward sign of my feelings at all, but I gotta say I've wanted to bone you for a really long time.

Dennis... will you... be my power bottom?

[godhole]

Jesus Christ, Mac. Where do I even start with that.

[just. fucking facepalms.]

One, you've been obviously in love with me since the moment we met. Two, we really need to start murdering people if we want to survive. Three, if either of us were going to be a bottom for the other, it would clearly and unequivocally be you.

[asspounder4000]

[Gives him a CHALLENGING look.]