Yeah! Yes, holy shit, Dennis. My bid got accepted. I'm freaking out way more, man. Oh my god. What do I do??? I wasn't really thinking about doing all this shit and now do I have to do it on my own???
Yeah! I said I'd put some of the dead people in weird positions and stuff but now that I'm actually supposed to do this I have no idea how I'm going to pull this off. Like dragging them around and touching them, ew...
What? Killing-- look, just help me out, will you? I don't even really need the pass because Rohan's obviously going to vote for me. I can give it to you or something.
At least maybe we can finally give your dad the dumpster funeral he wanted.
He did! We sucked each other's dicks! It was AMAZING! The most magical thing I've ever experienced! I mean, we haven't gotten to anal yet, but it was still great!
Forget about the first man I ever got to blow? Ugh. I don't even care about the stupid pass now... just let me have whatever beer you're hiding in here.
[Okay Mac doesn't sense at all that Dennis is dead-fishing here.]
[He pulls back a little bit and fiddles with the front of Dennis' shirt.]
Dude... I... I know this is going to be a complete surprise for you to hear because I've shown no outward sign of my feelings at all, but I gotta say I've wanted to bone you for a really long time.
Jesus Christ, Mac. Where do I even start with that.
[just. fucking facepalms.]
One, you've been obviously in love with me since the moment we met. Two, we really need to start murdering people if we want to survive. Three, if either of us were going to be a bottom for the other, it would clearly and unequivocally be you.
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[Nothing to derail a freakout like being offended.]
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That's all you have to do? Just wear gloves.
Hmph. I'm going to have to kill somebody and steal their vote, at this rate...
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At least maybe we can finally give your dad the dumpster funeral he wanted.
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He's obviously not voting for you, you idiot. He's been toying with you the entire time.
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But you know what? Fine. I'll help you with your corpse party and you give me your hotel pass.
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...Okay, fine, he's your boyfriend. He's still not voting for you.
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I'm trying to talk about something serious here. What do I have to do to get you to stop obsessing over dicks for like, five minutes?
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...Yeah, I know. Probably somebody'll make a deal to revive the dead, but they don't bring you back right.
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[Cracks open the beer.]
I'm just glad I'm not by myself and I still have you with me, buddy. I mean, you're my best friend. And now you're kind of my only friend.
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Shit. Yeah. That's objectively true, isn't it? We're all we have left.
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[Go on a murder spree, obviously.]
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[Mac has a very different definition of "obviously" and is going in for a kiss?]
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[He pulls back a little bit and fiddles with the front of Dennis' shirt.]
Dude... I... I know this is going to be a complete surprise for you to hear because I've shown no outward sign of my feelings at all, but I gotta say I've wanted to bone you for a really long time.
Dennis... will you... be my power bottom?
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[just. fucking facepalms.]
One, you've been obviously in love with me since the moment we met. Two, we really need to start murdering people if we want to survive. Three, if either of us were going to be a bottom for the other, it would clearly and unequivocally be you.
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