godhole | Day 11/12 - Voting Blockheads

Day 11/12 - Voting Blockheads

[At some point the twins will have napped off enough blood loss to assemble the crew.]

It's time for us to make our move. I say get Reigen out safely and split the rest of the votes on Erika and D-Eleanor.

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No. No. You are completely without talent and I refuse to talk to you until you drop that ludicrous excuse for an accent!

[ not relenting ]

My dear boy, is that any way to speak to someone of my station? If you aren't careful you may find yourself in the hangmans noose.

[ then she guffaws in a way that sounds less like real laughter and mostly just sounds like making fun of British people ]

[ to everyone else ]

Do you see what I have to live with?

I say, I find her absolutely delightful.

[ groans ]

Listen, I understand you're having some ironic fun at her expense right now, but I'm telling you, she can't read the room enough to tell that's what it is, and if you say anything she can even remotely pretend is praise, she won't stop. She will literally never stop.

Sounds like long-term, that's a problem for you, not for us.

But getting back on topic, works for me.

The only problem is whatever bullshit spite vote Erika's going to make. We're going to need to compensate for that.

It'll depend on who she hates the most at the time, or at least who she thinks will be the most likely to go down with her. I imagine she'll get her girlfriend to vote along with her, so that'll be two votes to account for.

Yeah, that's going to be me.

[mulling things over for a long moment]

What if I decide I don't feel like doing this anymore? Does that change your chances?

Are you saying you want to be the fourth person to go out?

[shrugs]

Somebody's got to do it. What, did you have some other plans?

I mean, it's your loss and my gain, since I'm probably the one Erika will target.

Anyway, that's easy enough to do. Myself, Dee, and you vote for you instead of Reigen. Maybe Rhys or Fiona changes an Erika vote to you if you're worried about it, but I can't imagine any of those other losers enough of their ducks in a row to beat three.