Day 11/12 - Voting Blockheads

[godhole]

[At some point the twins will have napped off enough blood loss to assemble the crew.]

It's time for us to make our move. I say get Reigen out safely and split the rest of the votes on Erika and D-Eleanor.

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[laterboners]

[ Dee is now wearing a judge costume to replace her bloodied, ruined top.

She's also speaking in a bizarre British inspired accent ]

I do say, that sounds positively delightful.

[godhole]

[ Dennis just picked up another boring button-up shirt, but he did find himself a duster to go with it. ]

Do you want to get stabbed again? Do you want to get stabbed again!?

[laterboners]

[ dropping the "accent" just for a moment ]

Oh, come on! It's my new judge character! She's been doing this for so many years that she finally snapped and now she's really hungry to get justice on criminals using only the law.

[ putting the accent back on ]

We're can pass our judgement and then pop out for a spot of tea!

[godhole]

No. No. You are completely without talent and I refuse to talk to you until you drop that ludicrous excuse for an accent!

[laterboners]

[ not relenting ]

My dear boy, is that any way to speak to someone of my station? If you aren't careful you may find yourself in the hangmans noose.

[ then she guffaws in a way that sounds less like real laughter and mostly just sounds like making fun of British people ]

[godhole]

[ to everyone else ]

Do you see what I have to live with?

[2fast2fiona]

I say, I find her absolutely delightful.

[godhole]

[ groans ]

Listen, I understand you're having some ironic fun at her expense right now, but I'm telling you, she can't read the room enough to tell that's what it is, and if you say anything she can even remotely pretend is praise, she won't stop. She will literally never stop.

[partcompany]

I assume you mean... [Rhys has to check his tablet] Dlanor?

I'm not sure I feel great about kill teenage girls, but I feel better about that than dying, and the options are kinda limited, so. I guess I'm onboard.

[laterboners]

[ in the same terrible British accent ]

Tally ho! That's the spirit!

[partcompany]

Mm, yes, capital, capital. So then, should we proceed to the divvying of the votes?

[laterboners]

[ dropping the accent and looking annoyed ]

Come on, this isn't a tea party, I'm trying to do a thing here. [ huffs ] Whatever.

We just need to make sure that bitch goes down. She hates us - well, she hates Dennis, which isn't great for me either.

[partcompany]

It would also be good if none of us went out in the process, especially those of us who did not stab anyone.

Which I guess is just me.

[godhole]

[rubbing the bridge of his nose]

How does she have the energy to keep doing that?

[partcompany]

I guess it does usually get old after an exchange or two.

[godhole]

[grumbling half under his breath]

Do you have any idea how much work I put into obliterating her self-confidence so I don't have to hear this...

[clears throat]

Never mind her pathetic accents. We need to figure out vote distribution so Erika and her sidekick can't revenge-snipe any of us.

[partcompany]

[Rhys just kind of raises an eyebrow]

I think I'm actually pretty safe from that, she likes me fine. Seems like I'm a bit better at making friends than you guys?

Buuuuut, I also have no confidence in her going along with me on anything at all, so.

There are five of us, so I assume we're going two and three?

[godhole]

Or maybe I'm just more discerning with those I allow to befriend me.

Anyway, yeah. Aqua will vote for Erika, so two for Erika, three for Eleanor-with-a-D.

[partcompany]

Makes sense. I'll take one of the Erika ones, then.

[godhole]

Let's make sure we have this straight:

Aura, Dee, and myself are voting for Aura and Ronald-backwards; Fiona and Rhys are getting Erika and Reigen. Does that sound right?

[laterboners]

[ drinking a beer with her good arm ]

I personally would like to vote for Erika myself, I'd like the satisfaction.

[godhole]

Okay, so you get Erika and Fiona can take Dlanor.

[laterboners]

[ nods, appeased ]

Cool.

[godhole]

Everybody else good?

[partcompany]

That works for me.