TNDG Day 4

[godhole]

[ We join the twins as they stand outside Dennis's dressing room, tanked to hell and assembling Molotov cocktails. ]

We should say a few words.

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[laterboners]

[ clearing her throat as she stuffs a towel in a bottle, slurring all her words ]

Mac was... you know, he was a dick. And an idiot. But a dick who really had a future in being gay, I think, and now he'll never get to enjoy that. And that's bullshit.

[godhole]

[ The towel in Dennis's touches his lips before he remembers the bottle he's been drinking from is in his other hand. ]

Total bullshit. I've had more gay sex than Mac ever did, and I'm not even gay. It's just goddamn sad.

[laterboners]

[ Dee gives Dennis a look but doesn't question it, instead moving on ]

Goddamn right it's sad. And you know what, Mac wouldn't have wanted to go out this way. All gross and lame. So we're not gonna let him.

[ takes a drink from her nearly empty bottle, molotov in her other hand ]

[godhole]

That's right. Wherever you are, buddy, I hope you're watching, because you're about to go out like a stone-cold badass. We're sending you straight to Valhalla!

[ Takes one last swig from his drinkin' bottle and flings it to the ground in a shower of glass. ]

[laterboners]

[ finishing off her own drink and smashing her bottle with Dennis. she pulls a lighter from her pocket and flicks it, holding it out for Dennis to light his cocktail before lighting her own ]

[godhole]

[ Holds it up over his head as one might a football, and starts singing: ]

And it seems to me you lived your life like a candle in the wind.

[laterboners]

[ joins in, but with completely the wrong melody, as if signing from a different part of the song ]

Never knowing who to cling to when the rain set in.

[godhole]

And I would've liked to know you, but mmm-mm-hmm-hmm-hmmmmm.

[ mumbling the words he doesn't quite remember ]

[laterboners]

[ also does not know these lyrics, so after humming for a moment she just loudly sings: ]

And you are the wind beneath myyyyy wings.

[ turns to Dennis for the signal to throw ]

[godhole]

[ Dennis nods and flings his cocktail ]

[laterboners]

[ Dee's lands with it and once the fire starts her eyes go wide and she immediately slams the door shut ]

...

Well shit.

[godhole]

Yeah, I really thought we knew the song better than that.

[ a pause, as smoke begins to waft out from under the door ]

Oh. Oh, you mean the fire.

[laterboners]

[ casually turning to walk away, you know, in a stumbly way ]

Yeeeeeah, we probably need to tell someone about that.

[godhole]

Screw that, we're in mourning. Somebody'll find it.

[ they shuffle off into the sunset ]

[ by sunset I mean bar ]